Verbal Diarrhea is a genetic disorder.

Bernie Ecclestone

I think I have made an important medical discovery; Verbal Diarrhea is a genetic disorder.

How have I come to this conclusion you ask. Well, I took the case study of a family named the Ecclestones and monitored their speech and it seems that the complete babble that comes out of their mouths runs in the family.

First, daddy Ecclestone named Bernie. During this case study he has said; how good the tragic death of the great driver Ayrton Senna has been for Formula 1, praised the leadership strategies of Adolf Hitler and said how women are like domestic appliances.

But the second part of my story is where my theory of it being a genetic disorder comes into play.

Bernie’s son Tamara has recently said that Jenson Button doesn’t deserve to be world champ. She said:

“I don’t think Jenson Button deserves to be the F1 World Champion. He has been in it such a long time and never really came close to winning a championship. Suddenly the car is good and he’s won the championship. He only won six races, and they were all at the beginning of the season.

“If they’d all had the same car, then Jenson Button definitely wouldn’t have won this season. Lewis Hamilton is a better driver and he’s a nicer person.”

As I have explained before in one of the first ever posts on this blog Jenson Button is a fully worthy world champion and maybe the Ecclestone family should think before they speak!

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